November 2, 2007
it was an innocent sunday, he decided to meet his partner at home depot after picking up some wine for dinner.He stayed downstairs, his penchant for street meat kept him close to the bathroom. She perused fixtures on the second floor.From his bathroom stall he noticed the same shoes and pants from below, whispering and mumbling, he couldn’t quite make it out, a suspicious, strange code. he felt very weak and tired and waited for her upstairs, leaning against a pole for support.He held her very large purse that carried the wine. Very friendly salesmen kept approaching him” We are getting ready to close sir anything -I can help you with? ” They smiled with earnest intent at his broad chest ,and shoulders and for a moment he felt proud, he arched his back and when no one was watching he looked down at his chest and then immediately slumped over in defeat. He would never ever EVER,wear his Willy Wonka Chocolate factory t-shirt to Home Depot ,ever again.